Now heres our chance. Oh, get it off! Dont you want to see your wife? Two knights seize Shrek and three more point their crossbows at him. So, um how about. I guess uh me and Pinocchio was gonna catch a tournament, anyway, so uh. maybe Ill see yall Sunday for a barbecue or somethin'. Im melting! DONKEY: Hey, good-looking! Because i got to know him. Exquisite. HAROLD: Fine! I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower-. PRINCESS TOY: Dear knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. Taut, round buttocks?! Captain Hook is playing the piano and singing. Eyes slowly open. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. What--what did you say? / Your troubles will soon be gone! She looks up and the dog barks. Puss puts on his cute, guilty face. Great soup, Mrs Q. Mmm! Think of the saddest thing thats ever happened to you. He forces his way in and to see Fairy Godmother floating next to Fiona, who has the puppy in her arms. SHREK: You know, shockingly, this isnt making me feel any better. Shrek notices a set of doors at the other end of the room with a sign above that reads "Potion Room". The mucus is sparkling blue. Donkey runs back to Shrek and the door shuts. Fiona leans over to see Puss sitting on Donkey's back. Im just so darn bored! Godmother flings the pig into the open window of some woman. SHREK: We passed that bush three times already! GODMOTHER: Stop them! DONKEY: Shrek! I know youre feeling bad, but you gotta let your own--. HAROLD: (starting to reminisce) Our first kiss (snapping out of it) its not the same! You could at least give them a chance. Weve got to stop that kiss! GND ID. Move em down! The fireball hits him in the chest and he steps back, nearly stomping on Donkey and the rest of the group. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation, directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon and distributed by Paramount Pictures. Godmother hands Charming the axe. Oh, arent they adorable! HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. Find Princess Fiona! Desperate they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome prince charming! As she takes the towel away from her face, she sees her reflection in the mirror; she is a human again. The castle is guarded and there is a moat and everything! Shrek looks up as the guards pour down more liquid onto Mongo. This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . DONKEY: Aw, man, where do I begin? SHREK: But look at me. GODMOTHER: Cinderella! DONKEY: Look at me, Shrek! Gingy pulls at his pink thong and lets it slap back. Why is it always midnight? Shrek passes out and falls down. GODMOTHER: No no no no, thats all right. GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! Alone! Donkey grabs the bottle with his mouth and jugs some of it down. Donkey screams in pain. DONKEY: Say no more, say no more. Donkey comes bursting into the room from the kitchen. Someone is looking at Shrek and Donkey from up in a tree. Shrek runs into Fiona's room and sees a cloaked figure hovering by the window. Fiona looks hesitantly at Charming and then back at Godmother. She picks it up to a page of a drawing of Fiona and a prince kissing. Donkey sighs. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! Harold and Shrek tug over the pig in the middle of the table, accidentally sending it flying upwards. GODMOTHER: wave of my magic wand! Larry: Thanks, Bob. Woware you from Europe? If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine. SHREK: Then why dont we pop in there for a spell? HAROLD: (sarcastically) An ogre from a swamp. Shrek glances back at Donkey. I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. Shrek the Third (also known as Shrek 3) is a 2007 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book Shrek! SHREK: Sure. A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. Look at what hes done to you. I know. Please! Pretty pony wants to play at the castle! We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to thisthisthing? What do you call this dish? Get us out of here! Theyre not like that. I dont want to die. Larry: Aw, I forgive . Thieves! SHREK: [ narrator reading the book.] He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. Fiona steps out and the lets the door slam behind her. Everythings gonna be--. 2.4 King Harold vs. Shrek and Donald 2.5 Shrek and Donald's Lament MORNING. FIONA: DadIve been thinking about what you said. Donkey loudly dunks his mouth into his bowl and starts drinking. HAROLD: Darling, the whole kingdom heard you. Dont tell me you dont know who I am. Harold's ceremonial armor chestplate deflects the magical trail back to hit Godmother. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Harold and Lillian are sat by a fireplace when Fiona walks in. Shrek's pants fall down to his ankles. Shrek and Puss ride Donkey up the deserted red carpet and toward the front doors of the palace. Make em tea! Lets go back inside and pretend were not home! 11. Shrek sits down on a nearby rock, looking down. The wand bounces on the ground and activates. DONKEY: Wow! We need a little time, you know, to be together. The king and queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. When you married me?! DONKEY: And lets face it. All right! The three are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. Shrek is shouting from across the other side of the palace in Fiona's room. SHREK: I know! SHREK: Thanks, but weve got all the happiness we need. GINGY: Dont worry! I would think youd be happy for me. HAROLD: I dont know what came over me. DONKEY: foul, angry ogre you always been. CHARMING: He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princesss chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her--. Love, the King and Queen of Far Far Away. Women can be heard whispering. LILLIAN: I havent. Harold and Lillian tend to Fiona, who they have tucked into bed. SHREK: So (chuckles) you still think this was a good idea? The crowd gasps. Lets crash this party! And my father lives off the garbage! SHREK: Because were gonna need flour. Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. BLIND MOUSE: Pardon me, would you mind letting me go? Mongo rises back up, the foam having formed around his head like a wig. (turns to the clerk) Er okay. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage. Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. He opens it to see a book inside, but the box start playing music. Shrek and Puss are riding Donkey through the streets of Far Far Away. DONKEY: But this is taking forever, Shrek. . A cute, button nose? Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it. SHREK: Well, theres some fine print for you! Shrek 2 is a transcript. Shrek leans in to kiss Fiona, but she gently stops him with her hand. PUSS:Hey! How bout a bowl for the steed? DONKEY: ltll be better in the morning. LILLIAN: Not that theres anything wrong with that. Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders.". Come on! Fiona! CHARMING: I shall rend his head from his shoulders! JEROME: Uh a little. [laughs] Dad. Your friend Charlie. (sighs) But I love Fiona more. FIONA: well If you want to be a part of this family, yes! 1 reference. Main Page; All Pages; Community; Interactive Maps; Recent Blog Posts; Wiki Content. INT. Shrek, Fionawill you accept an old frogs apologies and my blessing? DONKEY: Yeah, sure. NARRATOR: It's time for the men in steel to teach these madcap mammals their "devil may mare" attitudes just won't fly! (laughs). Hansel and Gretel? From behind him, Godmother's carriage floats up to the balcony and Godmother opens the door. A cheering crowd is gathered in front of the palace, filling up the entirety of the square. Its for the best. Her parents invited her and Shrek to Far Far Away to they could meet the handsome man she married. He has been listening the whole time. A hooded man on horseback arrives at The Poison Apple, a ramshackle tavern. Come on, join us. The tavern is a seedy gathering of misfits. She is not in. What you talking about? Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. DONKEY & PUSS: Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca, DONKEY & PUSS: Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca. Donkey solemnly walks out the door and shuts it behind him. Nice day for a parade, huh? I do it all the time. Let me go! Shrek and Puss laugh. Shrek 2 Script [man's voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Head em up! Harold walks off again, going up to servants and trying to appear busy. Advertisement. MIRROR: For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call! Harold leaps in front of Shrek and gets hit by the wand's zap as a horrible sacrifice to the kingdom! She is knocked back, but appears to be unscathed. DONKEY: What? Shrek scoops him up into his arms and begins walking with Donkey. Piata!" GINGY: Whizzes on you guys! DONKEY: I gotta get out of here! In his surprise, Shrek drops Fiona to floor. Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy-comedy film produced by PDI/DreamWorks, released by DreamWorks Pictures, directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. GODMOTHER: Have Fiona drink this and shell fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Charming. PUSS: Boss! DONKEY: [singing]: Hit it! FIONA: Youre unbelievable! The three look out the window to see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss standing at the window. I aint purring. HAROLD: Excellent idea! I mean, look at him. Shrek: Trust me. AFTER!!!!!!!!! Puss tries to force the potion through and the glass starts to crack. The carriage pulls and stops in front of the red carpet leading to the palace. GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? The figure takes off the cloak and reveals themselves to be Fairy Godmother. Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. Ow! A chicken wing flies up and lands inside the rancid fish bowl. Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. They wait for Pinocchio's nose to grow but nothing happens. SHREK: What choice do I have? A frog comes crawling out from inside the chestplate. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are hidden further up the road. Snow White. Lillian scoffs and sends the servants away. Go right in. I was just reading a, uha scary book. Potions are put onto conveyor belts. [chuckles]. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. The nobleman gets out to examine Donkey, who is writhing on the ground. CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. DONKEY: What do you mean, "not on the list"? Thats something no amount of potion will ever change. What did I tell you? I dont get it, Shrek. Pick me! PRICILLA: And this comes with the Medieval Meal. FIONA: Mom, dad. Whats happening, everybody? PUSS: I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad. To live happily ever after. All I got in my room was shampoo. Godmother bites into her food and talks with her mouth full. Charming puts his hand on Fiona's face, and then she holds his face with both hands. You are a lot easier on the eyes. Shrek stares back at Fiona, still asleep, then sighs. DONKEY: Yeah, well dont go projecting on me! Lillian tries to appear happy to meet him, while Harold doesn't even try to hide his disgusted look. Lillian cringes. An alarm sounds and red lights flash. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are in a prison cell. The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. Harold walks back inside the bedroom. A passenger inside the carriage leans out his head. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. The page gives a huff, and walks off with the rest of the men. While theyre not looking we could make a run for it. FIONA: WellShrek owns his own land. Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. How about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball? His stomach starts rumbling, and Puss and Donkey take cover behind a fallen log. We followed the kings instructions exactly. Were on the move! One of the talking pieces of furniture from before moves in his way. Withjusta. DONKEY: Shrek, Fiona knows youd do anything for her. He frantically turns the pages which all read aloud "Mrs. Fiona Charming". And dont worry, they're gonna love you too. Were leaving. Oh! Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! JEROME: The Fairy Godmother. Pound em dead! Shrek is listening in from the window, outside and out of sight. Before she can step forward, she passes out and falls to the floor. A group of uniformed men stand outside, playing a fanfare with their trumpets and drums. GODMOTHER: You better get in. Everybody wins. He never lets me out after sunset. She continues to pull out books and toss them. Except for one potion. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. He is now a handsome, human man. Now I need their blessing? GODMOTHER: What in Grimms name are you doing here? Harold tries to hide his identity with his cloak and walks over to the bar. Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. Charming uses his bow to shoot a roped arrow to a wooden post on the other side and uses it as a zipline. Shrek rips off both drumsticks off the turkey and bites them. JOAN: Oh. Godmother flies into the room and starts singing again. I'm gonna laugh, too. An evil chuckle is heard from inside the bakery as lightning strikes in the sky. He then stares at a poster of a handsome man named Sir Justin stuck to the bottom of the canopy above them. Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. Later as they pass through the forest, their dwarf driver is now covering his ears as he holds the reigns. DONKEY: Shes into superstitions / Black cats and voodoo dollssing it, Puss! Well first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. A spotlight shines on the two and Fiona stops to look back. Well just have to come up with something smarter. Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. This is Fionas choice. A small puppy lands in Fiona's hands. Puss laps up the milk in his cup and slams it down. Now lets go bond with Daddy. Charming spits out the rose, scoops Fiona in his arms, and leans in for a kiss. They slowly dance on the ballroom floor. She gets up and walks to the balcony, only to notice the diary opened face down. Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. SHREK: (furious) Ohh, Ill kill that cat! Inside a giant cauldron pours out gas as Godmother dumps various vials into it. You should ask your father. SHREK: Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! He continues to speak aloud. Fiona is awaken by the puppy licking her nose. A chair swoops up Fiona and carries her over to a mirror. FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. Is there anything I can do for you? Shes a princess, and youre an ogre. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [ the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place ] Wolf: What? KNIGHT: We got a white bronco heading east into the forest. Shes the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom. If there's gonna be any animal testing, Im gonna do it. Donkey runs over to a bush in the shape of a busty figure. Ow! Far, far [softly] away! The man shoves him inside the carriage and enters after him. DONKEY: Hey man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? Lets just back away slowly. / With a flick of the wrist and just a flash / Youll land a prince with a ton of cash, GODMOTHER: A high-priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps / And no more stress. Godmother is sat across from Harold, and next to her sits Charming. Have a happy ever after. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. "Head to the darkest part of the woods", DONKEY: "Past the sinister trees with those scary-looking branches.". A sign reads "200 miles to Away". POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!! Fiona, is this what you want? Donkey opens the door, and Shrek and Fiona look up, puzzled. A dragon roars. LILLIAN: So, Fiona, tell us about where you live. And if you think that Ill be smearing VapoRub all over your chest, think again! Mum and Dad.". Help; in: Transcripts, DreamWorks Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts. Shrek stands nervously. The chase ends in the streets of Far Far Away. She looks back to see Donkey's mouth lean forward. A handsome prince. Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. Mongo starts to pull down the drawbridge. Nothing, dear! Shrek climbs up and gets through. GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. I think I feel something coming on. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film loosely based on the 1990 picture book Shrek! Puss continues to climb up and stop every so often. That's good point Larry. Well arent you two a sight for sore eyes! Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 1.4 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray 2 International releases HAROLD: I can hardly believe that, Lillian. The guards pour down a giant vat of the liquid onto Mongo's head. GODMOTHER: Lets see. What about Shrek 2: Day of the Donkey? Upon hearing this news Shrek looks uneasy, while Fiona is smiling. In comes flying a small donkey with the wings, scales, and fiery breath of a dragon. Godmother and the furniture collectively gasp, the furniture begins to shuffle away, grumbling. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. Puss tries to pull out the Happily Ever After potion, but the hole he made is just too small for it to fit. (laughing) I know you aint talking about the swamp! Whos this?! DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. CHARMING: I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend Im that dreadful ogre? What you lack is the capacity! Make yourself useful and go keep watch. Confetti rains and fanfare plays. Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess--. Happiness, comfort and beauty divine.". After a pause he sighs heavily. He is lowered back to the ground. The elves run away as Shrek jumps up and grabs onto a pulley system that leads back to the entrance. It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you. Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. DONKEY: Alright you dont have to get huffy with me, Im only trying to help. GODMOTHER: Oh I beg to differ. It is a sequel to the previous film . Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are sitting at the bar with their drinks. SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. They continue to dodge the arrows as they climb over various wooden machinery. Here we are. JEROME: Pardon. Angered by the intrusion, Shrek decides to visit Farquaad and demand they be moved elsewhere. DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. Shrek looks uneasy as people in the streets stop and stare. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Im your Fairy Godmother. The shelves are filled with different potions. I dont know. CHARMING: Uhhthe potion changed a lot of things, Fiona. ANNOUNCER: Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband! Donkey: And before they knew it, they were hitched. Move em on! But inside youre the still same old, mean, salty. Cyclops opens the door and lets Harold in. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. Hey, but what do you want me to tell these other guys? The crowd applauds and Lillian claps along. SHREK: Whoawhoawhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There are more Shrek movies to follow according to Jeffrey Katzenberg. Puss leaps from guard to guard, battling them off with his sword. Stop it! An American Tail/Transcript An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/Transcript An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster/Transcript An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island/Transcript An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript Anastasia (1997)/Transcript Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript Category:Animated Transcripts Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget. SHREK: What? Whoo! Pinocchio! Shrek picks up a toy princess that resembles Fiona and it speaks. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. The maidens start puckering their lips and Shrek backs away. View source History Talk (0) Shrek 2 is a transcript. Just tell me where I can find this ogre. How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? Oh, get it off! Shrek swings Pinocchio by his strings and throws him at Godmother. SHREK: No, no. He quickly shuts it and looks over to make sure Fiona is still sleeping. Fiona reaches for one of the tea cups but Harold quickly grabs it instead. Requesting backup. SHREK: Look! GODMOTHER: Oh-ho-ho! Y'know hes all high in the front, he can never get to the back. Look at him! The whole tavern gasps and Hook stop playing. GODMOTHER: Fiona, Fiona! DONKEY: Wait, wait, wait! Honestly. The same happens to Donkey. Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. Harold and Lillian run over to Fiona and kneel over her. 1 Incredibles 3; 2 . Id like to know how it could get any worse! Harold tries to leap away but Lillian catches him. Pretend theres nothing wrong! Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. CHARMING: Fiona, my Princess. SHREK: Oh, will you look at the time! Puss and Donkey start singing "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin. Shrek and Puss ride Donkey and sprint past them. Track listing All tracks written by Harry Gregson-Williams. It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. LILLIAN: Theyre both festive, arent they? Head em up! GODMOTHER: Ladies and gentlemen. But if you come by the office, well be glad to make you a personal appointment. It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted . DONKEY: Hey! Harold walks off before Fiona reaches them. HAROLD: What am I supposed to do about it? Now give me that bottle. Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all. Fionas father paid you to do this? GODMOTHER: Ugh, youd better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Harold. Fiona gest out of bed and walks over to the mirror to wash her face. Categories This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. What is a piata, anyway?! They head up the avenue and towards the palace further up the road. Shrek 2 (Trailer) Prince Charming: Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince. Neither Harold nor Lillian appear to be approving. imported from Wikimedia project. Fairy Godmother and Charming stand waiting inside the room. For you and your true love. DONKEY: Except for you. SHREK: Look, ladies, I already have a true love. Produit par DreamWorks Animation , ce film pour enfant est une parodie de contes de fes adapte du livre illustr Shrek ! Suddenly they are in a spacious room. King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve. Fiona tries to sip her drink courteously, but accidentally lets out a loud belch and covers her mouth. SHREK: All right, big fella! The page smacks him on the head with his scroll. The carriage takes off. SHREK: Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? FIONA: It was a mistake to bring Shrek here. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. I can whinny! Shrek leans Fiona over and they kiss. One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. HAROLD: Sorry! The wolf, busy reading a magazine, is annoyed by the interruption. Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. Shrek reluctantly leaves the house. Poor Shrek's evening would take a turn for the worse, as he stumbled across Fiona's childhood diary. Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. Off in the distance they see the large kingdom of Far Far Away. His name is Mongo, and Shrek and Gingy are riding on his shoulders. Daycare or dragon-guarded castle?! A bridge from the main land connects to an island. Right away. [laughs] And just a hint oflust! An announcer pulls out a scroll and reads it aloud. The crowd claps. Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. I need to go, anyway. GODMOTHER: Where have all the good men gone / And where are all the gods? Shrek gestures to piles of mail stacked on a stool and potted plants that have withered away. He cuts a letter P mark in a tree, similar to Zorro. The guards stop and lift the visors from the helmets. The Three Little Pigs launch one of themselves at Godmother using a blanket as a slingshot. Shrek picks Puss up by the back of the neck. And thats why I have to let her go. Transcript Act I Outhouse [ Inside somewhere dark, the camera closes on a beautiful storybook. Oooh, look at you, you're all umgrown up. Im sorry. That is, assuming you dont eat your own young! Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. Fan Feed More Moviepedia Wiki. HAROLD: Honestly, Lillian, I dont think it matters. How bout a side of sugar for the steed? German Wikipedia. Shrek and company walk in, and Godmother gasps. SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. Chains dangle from the ceiling which attach to their shackles, keeping them suspended above the floor. Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. Harold knocks on a door and lets himself in. The man is Harold in disguise. Shrek starts knocking at the door and a shelf moves over to block it. Gingy throws it to the Three Blind Mice who don't catch it. Godmother holds out a business card to Fiona, but Shrek snatches it out of her hand. Shrek, this is a bad idea. Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building. And I can take it away just as easily. Charming pulls his sword out from its sheath and starts swinging it around. SHREK: Yeah, right. Yee-haw! Im Im not in the mood. Head em up! DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! Someday, I will repay you! One of the mice carries the a lit match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate. The fireball hit him square in the gumdrop. Puss stops at a row of potions kept behind a glass display case. DONKEY: Hey, man, this dont feel right. DONKEY: Uno, dos, quatro, hit it! Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way. PAGE: Enough, Reggie. Shrek puts on the nobleman's powdered wig and his clothes, which are much too small for him. Im going to go out and find him. I know it would mean the world to Fiona. We see a bright, sparkling purple light emit from the barn. JOAN: Oh, tired old thingwhos this? DONKEY: Uh-oh. HAROLD: Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed. [whinnies] I can count! FIONA: Uh, you did! Shrek chuckles while Puss laughs loudly and they walk on. Just get this place cleaned up! Get your coat, dear. HAROLD: Id hoped youd never see me like this. HAROLD: Yes, he is a bitdifferent, but people change for the ones they love. Knock em out! 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